Definitions by A_cunning_linguist

Muffin knobs 

Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.

Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.

Muffin knobs by A_cunning_linguist June 8, 2013

Fridgetarian 

Someone who will eat anything in the fridge

Roomie 1: hey, did you eat my quinoa-radish-tofu salad?
Roomie 2: yeah, I'm turning fridgetarian.

Fridgetarian by A_cunning_linguist April 25, 2013