frattard

n. a fucktard who is also a member of a fraternity on a college campus

I hated living in that dorm last year - it was full of frattards!

by Poo Flinging Monkey March 30, 2006

Flattard

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.

Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.

by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017

fattard

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.

John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."

by Sceleratis October 30, 2017

fattard

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

by md dylan June 20, 2006

fraktard

The completely nerdy Battlestar Galactica way of saying "fucktard", a fucktard being the commonly angry way of expressing ones stupidity, derived from fucking retard.

"Yo Apollo, your dad is a total fraktard for drinking reactor coolant and killing my goat."

by The Ultimate SLackrifiCe. November 28, 2009

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019