flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

flattardian by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

Flashtardian 

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason

Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......

Flashtardian by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018

Flatardia

Places Flatards congregate, IE. Flat earth groups on social media, Flat earth conferences, Mom's basement.

see flatard

That post is strait out of Flatardia.

Flatardia by Nathan Tampoon May 15, 2018

Flittarianicism 

Flittarianicism is directly correlated to discrimination against professional skiers without reason.

She was directly hating on Lindsey Vonn without reason, a prime example of flittarianicism.

Flittarianicism by John T.S. March 17, 2025