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A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

flattardian by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

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Flashtardian

One who turns on their emergency flashers while driving for no reason

Oh look the flashtardian is running their flashers.....Thank you Captain Obvious none of us would have seen the snow falling or the slick roads if you hadn’t turned on your flashers......

Flashtardian by Captain Obvious XXI November 29, 2018

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Flatardia

Places Flatards congregate, IE. Flat earth groups on social media, Flat earth conferences, Mom's basement.

see flatard

That post is strait out of Flatardia.

Flatardia by Nathan Tampoon May 15, 2018

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Flittarianicism

Flittarianicism is directly correlated to discrimination against professional skiers without reason.

She was directly hating on Lindsey Vonn without reason, a prime example of flittarianicism.

Flittarianicism by John T.S. March 17, 2025

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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