Flat.Turd's definitions

Efdup

Basically means "fucked up" but is a slightly more polite way of saying it... Usually used around older and younger family members

Your nans coming round for tea, and she's bringing her boyfriend...

Boyfriend? She's 87, that's efdup

by Flat.Turd June 4, 2021

Rifle knob

Really long thin penis

My friend Dylan has a rifle knob according to tinder profile

by Flat.Turd April 23, 2021

cockneybonics

A dialect spoken by some of the most retarded and uneducated in the southern parts of England... A mixture of cockney and roadman(English ebonics) resulting in kids who can't read or write properly...

If using cockneybonics the phonetic spelling for fucking is far-king because they talk like they just finished giving a bj

by Flat.Turd September 27, 2020

soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...

Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist

by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020

Edutarded

Being "edutarded" is when youre taught something retarded, ie flattardia theory, young earth, fake space, chemtrails etc...

Every social media conspirtardary theorist has been edutarded by YouTube videos, blogs and memes

by Flat.Turd July 29, 2020

stupidels

When stupid people group up and share opinions/beliefs as fact

That guy said the earth is flat....
He's one of the stupidels

by Flat.Turd June 7, 2020

ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020