frastard

Noun. 1. A creative combination of the terms fucker and bastard.

2.A term of endearment, but only in certain circumstances, i.e., not around the elderly, prudes, or the clergy. It's just not done.

1. That dude just stole my guitar! What a frastard!

2. You bought me Heineken for my birthday?! C'mere you frastard!

by subibassist June 4, 2007

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

fraktard

The completely nerdy Battlestar Galactica way of saying "fucktard", a fucktard being the commonly angry way of expressing ones stupidity, derived from fucking retard.

"Yo Apollo, your dad is a total fraktard for drinking reactor coolant and killing my goat."

by The Ultimate SLackrifiCe. November 28, 2009

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

Frustard

when your drunk or extremely tired and you ask your friends to go and get some frozen custard, it comes out frustard.

lets go get some frustard after where done at the bar.

by Moodster08 November 28, 2009

Fratard

Frat boys with too much testosterone and not enough functioning brain cells.

She just watched a fight on university boulevard sponsored by fratards and their machisimo.

by langosta_palestina August 30, 2009

Fratarded

The mindframe of most fraternity members, especially in Laramie, Wyoming. Usually a requirement for acceptance into a frat.

Mike: Look at that jackass in the SAE shirt hitting on all those chicks way out of his league.

Bob: Yeah, hes fucking fratarded.

Joe: ERRRRRRRRR!!!!

by chewie October 21, 2004