A sub-form of haiku, which similarly follows a strict 5-7-5 syllable count. Unlike haiku, fratku do not have to be about nature or impermanence. They are typically humorous, or at least attempt to be. Common themes include drinking, drug use, sex, and making fun of others. Fratku can be found on the bathroom walls of certain fraternity houses and on the discussion boards of social networking sites.
Sample fratku:
Double Entendres:
A lone comma changes all
Come on her, pussy!
Old E I love thee-
your taste is smooth and golden
and you're cheap as shit.
Double Entendres:
A lone comma changes all
Come on her, pussy!
Old E I love thee-
your taste is smooth and golden
and you're cheap as shit.
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A ice blended coffee drink typically reserved for females, but permissible under the context of being a middle to upper middle class frat boy.
Frat boy 1: "Dude, I'm hung over as fuck and not ready to study."
Frat boy 2: "No worries, bro. Let's nab some Frattuccinos and head to the library."
Frat boy 2: "No worries, bro. Let's nab some Frattuccinos and head to the library."
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Get the fraturbate mug.Mix of the words fraternity and furniture. Girls (mainly sorority girls) get nicknamed fraturniture if they hang around a frat/frats all the time, like a piece of furniture in the formal room.
Frat Bro 1: "Dude, is that chick still here? She's been here like every night for the past month!"
Frat Bro 2: "Dude, I know! She's such fraturniture we might as well just have her stuffed and throw some pillows on her."
Frat Bro 2: "Dude, I know! She's such fraturniture we might as well just have her stuffed and throw some pillows on her."
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