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A sub-form of haiku, which similarly follows a strict 5-7-5 syllable count. Unlike haiku, fratku do not have to be about nature or impermanence. They are typically humorous, or at least attempt to be. Common themes include drinking, drug use, sex, and making fun of others. Fratku can be found on the bathroom walls of certain fraternity houses and on the discussion boards of social networking sites.
Sample fratku:

Double Entendres:
A lone comma changes all
Come on her, pussy!

Old E I love thee-
your taste is smooth and golden
and you're cheap as shit.
fratku by Dusty Cioffi May 1, 2008
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papa franku 

Our lord and savior. Crippled by depression and mental disorders, filthy frank became another meme claimed by 2017.
We will all miss you, papa franku. you will forever be in our hearts.
papa franku by pablo.gonzalez.2001 December 31, 2017
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papa franku 

Our lord and savior.
I praise Papa Franku every night before bed.
papa franku by WienerLord69 September 24, 2016
frankus is the name of my dog
frankus is my dog
frankus by franks owner December 15, 2017

Frattuccino 

A ice blended coffee drink typically reserved for females, but permissible under the context of being a middle to upper middle class frat boy.
Frat boy 1: "Dude, I'm hung over as fuck and not ready to study."
Frat boy 2: "No worries, bro. Let's nab some Frattuccinos and head to the library."
Frattuccino by 1whogoesghetto December 5, 2015

fraturbate 

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.
Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.
fraturbate by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

Fraturniture

Mix of the words fraternity and furniture. Girls (mainly sorority girls) get nicknamed fraturniture if they hang around a frat/frats all the time, like a piece of furniture in the formal room.
Frat Bro 1: "Dude, is that chick still here? She's been here like every night for the past month!"

Frat Bro 2: "Dude, I know! She's such fraturniture we might as well just have her stuffed and throw some pillows on her."