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A sub-form of haiku, which similarly follows a strict 5-7-5 syllable count. Unlike haiku, fratku do not have to be about nature or impermanence. They are typically humorous, or at least attempt to be. Common themes include drinking, drug use, sex, and making fun of others. Fratku can be found on the bathroom walls of certain fraternity houses and on the discussion boards of social networking sites.

Sample fratku:

Double Entendres:
A lone comma changes all
Come on her, pussy!

Old E I love thee-
your taste is smooth and golden
and you're cheap as shit.

fratku by Dusty Cioffi May 1, 2008

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papa franku

Our lord and savior. Crippled by depression and mental disorders, filthy frank became another meme claimed by 2017.

We will all miss you, papa franku. you will forever be in our hearts.

papa franku by pablo.gonzalez.2001 December 31, 2017

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papa franku

Our lord and savior.

I praise Papa Franku every night before bed.

papa franku by WienerLord69 September 24, 2016

frankus

frankus is the name of my dog

frankus is my dog

frankus by franks owner December 15, 2017

Frattuccino

A ice blended coffee drink typically reserved for females, but permissible under the context of being a middle to upper middle class frat boy.

Frat boy 1: "Dude, I'm hung over as fuck and not ready to study."
Frat boy 2: "No worries, bro. Let's nab some Frattuccinos and head to the library."

Frattuccino by 1whogoesghetto December 5, 2015

fraturbate

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.

Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.

fraturbate by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

Fraturniture

Mix of the words fraternity and furniture. Girls (mainly sorority girls) get nicknamed fraturniture if they hang around a frat/frats all the time, like a piece of furniture in the formal room.

Frat Bro 1: "Dude, is that chick still here? She's been here like every night for the past month!"

Frat Bro 2: "Dude, I know! She's such fraturniture we might as well just have her stuffed and throw some pillows on her."

Fraturniture by Mr. Fratty McFratterson December 13, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026