Located 25 miles south of Milwaukee and 65 miles morth of Chicago, Franksville, Wisconsin, is home to some redneck bars. Black people aren't allowed in town. There used to be sauerkraut here. The soccer players are the only normal people in Franksville.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.