fraturbate

the act of masturbating while drinking a low quality beer and wearing a backwards hat.

Tim fraturbated all day yesterday in the Pike house.

by MEATDONKEE April 29, 2010

flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

flaturbate

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

by K@ E. June 20, 2007

fasturbate

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

by Chris "KMoney" Mason December 2, 2005

frusturbate

When a person is frustrated because of events of the day, he/she frusturbates to relieve themselves.

My friend Devin frusturbates because he has no girlfriend.

by The Shiz December 12, 2003

fapturbate

Jerkin off.

Austin's sister is really hot. I'm going to fapturbate to her.

by BFFN July 11, 2009

Fasturbate

When you masturbate really hard to send yourself to sleep.
When you masturbate really hard because you hear a noise from the building you're in but have to finish.

I heard the keys in the door so I fasturbated

by Eboracum December 3, 2014