Fraturniture

Mix of the words fraternity and furniture. Girls (mainly sorority girls) get nicknamed fraturniture if they hang around a frat/frats all the time, like a piece of furniture in the formal room.

Frat Bro 1: "Dude, is that chick still here? She's been here like every night for the past month!"

Frat Bro 2: "Dude, I know! She's such fraturniture we might as well just have her stuffed and throw some pillows on her."

Fraturniture by Mr. Fratty McFratterson December 13, 2009

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fraterniture

A girl that hooks up with Frat Boys all the time. Like the furniture in a frat house, she spends all her time under frat boys.

That Michelle girl had sex with too many frat boys. She is definitely fraterniture.

fraterniture by drusopher March 4, 2008

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fraterniture

A piece of furniture found in a fraternity house or other college residence, which has had multiple owners, questionable history, and unknown origin.

I knew someone who woke up pregnant after sleeping on a piece of fraterniture.

fraterniture by Evan P. October 5, 2006

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fraterniture

any sorority girl that is linked to a fraternity

oh look, the boys brought their fraterniture.

fraterniture by chris`s_sister November 1, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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