fraptism

The act of getting baptized in beer by one of your frat bros

I got so drunk that I allowed Tyler to give me a fraptism.

by SwoleSesh1901 November 17, 2009

faptism

The first time you ever fap.

Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.

by SirLaxington October 13, 2011

Faptism

The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.

She got faptism

by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

Faptism

A possible alternative for "bukakke," otherwise known as a sexual encounter in which one or multiple men ejaculate on a woman's face.

Bob: "Dude she's hot, what all did you two do?"

Joe: "I gave her a faptism."

by yusefisgay March 31, 2012

Frautism

A mental disorder that develops in the late stages of male puberty, around the age 18. This mental disorder is often caused by alcohol abuse and large amounts of homoerotic male bonding. This delusion can be genetic, but can often be mimicked or learned through, peer pressure.
It often leads to delusions of graduer, STDs and poor academic performance.

The most common treatment, with rather limited success, is the being financially cut off from parental support. Frautistic males will often have to remove themselves from Frautistic centers and realize there is world beyond Frautism.
Most cases go undocumented and can be grown out of, however, Frautism can often leave long lasting mental scars that will never be truly removed.

The only things my friend with Frautism contributed to his womens studies class were two cases of Chlamydia.

by Cunnimuffins September 28, 2011

Faptism

Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut

Jasmine-Where are we going
Jamila-To our children's faptism

by Nigmeela December 14, 2019

Faptism

The act of a church official, usually a priest, sexually assaulting and/or raping a person. Generally the victim is a minor

Did you hear about Hal?
Yeah, didn’t he get a Faptism?

by EthicalPolitician February 15, 2023