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The first time you ever fap.
Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.
faptism by SirLaxington October 13, 2011
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The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.
She got faptism
Faptism by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010
A possible alternative for "bukakke," otherwise known as a sexual encounter in which one or multiple men ejaculate on a woman's face.
Bob: "Dude she's hot, what all did you two do?"

Joe: "I gave her a faptism."
Faptism by yusefisgay March 31, 2012

Frautism 

A mental disorder that develops in the late stages of male puberty, around the age 18. This mental disorder is often caused by alcohol abuse and large amounts of homoerotic male bonding. This delusion can be genetic, but can often be mimicked or learned through, peer pressure.
It often leads to delusions of graduer, STDs and poor academic performance.

The most common treatment, with rather limited success, is the being financially cut off from parental support. Frautistic males will often have to remove themselves from Frautistic centers and realize there is world beyond Frautism.
Most cases go undocumented and can be grown out of, however, Frautism can often leave long lasting mental scars that will never be truly removed.
The only things my friend with Frautism contributed to his womens studies class were two cases of Chlamydia.
Frautism by Cunnimuffins September 28, 2011
Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut
Jasmine-Where are we going
Jamila-To our children's faptism
Faptism by Nigmeela December 14, 2019
The act of a church official, usually a priest, sexually assaulting and/or raping a person. Generally the victim is a minor
Did you hear about Hal?
Yeah, didn’t he get a Faptism?
Faptism by EthicalPolitician February 15, 2023