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fraptism 

The act of getting baptized in beer by one of your frat bros
I got so drunk that I allowed Tyler to give me a fraptism.
fraptism by SwoleSesh1901 November 17, 2009
Words you can keep
The first time you ever fap.
Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.
faptism by SirLaxington October 13, 2011
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The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.
She got faptism
Faptism by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010
A possible alternative for "bukakke," otherwise known as a sexual encounter in which one or multiple men ejaculate on a woman's face.
Bob: "Dude she's hot, what all did you two do?"

Joe: "I gave her a faptism."
Faptism by yusefisgay March 31, 2012

Frautism 

A mental disorder that develops in the late stages of male puberty, around the age 18. This mental disorder is often caused by alcohol abuse and large amounts of homoerotic male bonding. This delusion can be genetic, but can often be mimicked or learned through, peer pressure.
It often leads to delusions of graduer, STDs and poor academic performance.

The most common treatment, with rather limited success, is the being financially cut off from parental support. Frautistic males will often have to remove themselves from Frautistic centers and realize there is world beyond Frautism.
Most cases go undocumented and can be grown out of, however, Frautism can often leave long lasting mental scars that will never be truly removed.
The only things my friend with Frautism contributed to his womens studies class were two cases of Chlamydia.
Frautism by Cunnimuffins September 28, 2011
Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut
Jasmine-Where are we going
Jamila-To our children's faptism
Faptism by Nigmeela December 14, 2019
The act of a church official, usually a priest, sexually assaulting and/or raping a person. Generally the victim is a minor
Did you hear about Hal?
Yeah, didn’t he get a Faptism?
Faptism by EthicalPolitician February 15, 2023
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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