flaptism

Flat baptism. A party to celebrate the mass baptism of an entire flat group of students.

"Wow, Jimmy's flaptism sure was a heap of fun the other night!"

by jimsparty January 27, 2014

faptism

The first time you ever fap.

Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.

by SirLaxington October 13, 2011

Faptism

The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.

She got faptism

by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

Faptism

A possible alternative for "bukakke," otherwise known as a sexual encounter in which one or multiple men ejaculate on a woman's face.

Bob: "Dude she's hot, what all did you two do?"

Joe: "I gave her a faptism."

by yusefisgay March 31, 2012

fraptism

The act of getting baptized in beer by one of your frat bros

I got so drunk that I allowed Tyler to give me a fraptism.

by SwoleSesh1901 November 17, 2009

Faptism

Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut

Jasmine-Where are we going
Jamila-To our children's faptism

by Nigmeela December 14, 2019

Faptism

The act of a church official, usually a priest, sexually assaulting and/or raping a person. Generally the victim is a minor

Did you hear about Hal?
Yeah, didn’t he get a Faptism?

by EthicalPolitician February 15, 2023