7 definition by Hand-Banana

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You meant to search porn but you made a typo and searched porm on google. You saw this on urbandictionary and it made you curious so you clicked this. now you are here.
lets jerk it to some porm.
by Hand-Banana November 14, 2010

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The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.
She got faptism
by Hand-Banana November 14, 2010

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The act of receiving a blow-job while smoking a cigarette, taking a shit, and reading the newspaper.
My girlfriend was so drunk last night I talked her into giving me The Gentleman.
by Hand-Banana November 14, 2010

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Female masturbation.
Ashley: Did you and Scott bang last night?

Tammy: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.
by Hand-Banana November 14, 2010

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A plump man of African descent.
How come most gay black men are Fudgee-o's?
by Hand-Banana November 14, 2010

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1) The act of being so close to another mans ass(hole) regardless of sexual orentation with your front side(pole). 2) Used as a term for making a group of males line up in formation.

3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.
Drill Instructor: "ALRIGHT LADIES LETS GET POLE 2 HOLE!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!!

Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"
by Hand-Banana November 14, 2010

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When an Asian guy busts a projectile load all over an Middle Eastern woman.
See Above Tokyo Sandblaster!
by Hand-Banana November 14, 2010

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