faptism

The first time you ever fap.

Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.

by SirLaxington October 13, 2011

faptism

A termed coined by 2sense the ranting gryphon and cohost "Nick the tigerfox"
Similar to a baptism, only into the 'furry fandom' and with fox spooge instead of holy water

"Chris, you are now Autum the....wolf! *splort*
You've been faptised(faptism) into the fandom"

by Cathack July 07, 2008

Faptism

The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.

She got faptism

by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

Faptism

A possible alternative for "bukakke," otherwise known as a sexual encounter in which one or multiple men ejaculate on a woman's face.

Bob: "Dude she's hot, what all did you two do?"

Joe: "I gave her a faptism."

by yusefisgay March 31, 2012

Faptism

Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut

Jasmine-Where are we going
Jamila-To our children's faptism

by Nigmeela December 14, 2019

Faptism

The act of a church official, usually a priest, sexually assaulting and/or raping a person. Generally the victim is a minor

Did you hear about Hal?
Yeah, didn’t he get a Faptism?

by EthicalPolitician February 15, 2023

Faptism

The act of getting a cum facial by jizz that’s been blessed by a priest.

“I was just in an orgy with the priest from St. Luke’s! He gave everyone faptisms.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom January 12, 2022