Chlamydia 

"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.

one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...

Chlamydia by Kobren June 20, 2006

Chlamydia 

a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.

dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...

Chlamydia by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 6, 2005

chlamydia 

A sexually transmitted disease that causes such symptoms as cloudy urine. Not all people will show symtoms. It is easily "cured" with antibiotics although it may cause damage (especially in women) if not treated.

Chlamydia: The gift that keeps on giving!

chlamydia by Janeshoe October 18, 2011

chlamydia 

the most gorgeous name you give a girl. chlamydia is kind, sweet, loving, and above all, super sexy. you should name your child chlamydia, i promise you won't regret it :)

wow is that chlamydia? she's so pretty.

chlamydia by babyeater666 July 19, 2020

chlamydia 

A word once used by xxxtentacion as another word for “clout” , meaning famous.

Damn Max got mad chlamydia on Instagram!

chlamydia by Handle fan November 27, 2018

chlamydia 

An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.

Mike mahana = chlamydia

chlamydia by BitterRebound July 16, 2014

chlamydia 

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

I’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

“i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”

chlamydia by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018