"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.

one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...
by Kobren June 20, 2006
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a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.
dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...
by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 05, 2005
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A Romanian immigrant from far lands. Usually 3ft 2 but constantly suggests it (mutt) is average height. White as fuck, probably abused by albinos in the harsh winters of Moscow. Normally referred to as a mutt slutt and or a Romanian refugee. Visa is pending. Has a tendency to like gay boys almost parallel to James Charles and likes Shrek even though she knows his dark past (Shrek is love Shrek is life). On the CIA watchlist and is known for the harsh statement ' I want to kill all the singhs', though claims to be 'part Asian' which in the end concludes the mutt in considering a genocide. In conclusion, if you ever meet a mutt like that be wary as it might give you Ebola
Russ - 'Dont have sex with no condom'
Chlamydia - ' Maud '
by RussianIdiot101 May 28, 2019
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Usually spawned and or incubated within women between the ages of 17 to 23 named Kiana Thomas. Symptoms include compulsive urges to remove articles of clothing and take raunchy provocative photos to receive attention from desperate horny douche bags. You may also experience swelling of the ankles and singing like a Furby low on battery power. The only way you can cure this wretched disease is a swift kick in the mouth and a good dose of penicillin.
Oh you got a chlamydia, scientific name Kiana Thomas
by Gurl69 October 19, 2013
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1. When Someone you don't like passes by. When you look at someone you don't like.

Example:
"Omg It's that bitch Tiffany"
"Ewww I think I caught Chlamydia."
2. Someone you don't like that's Crusty, Musty, Dusty, and Rust.
Example:
"Eww its that bitch Crusty."
"Chlamydia!"
Carter"Omg,Look its Crusty!"
Trevor" Chlamydia!"
by Chlamydia717 January 11, 2016
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what's worse than Logan Paul?

nothing.
"Wow that is a really cute dog! Also I have chlamydia."
by suckyourmum02 January 02, 2020
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