"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.
one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...
by Kobren June 20, 2006
by Expired Ravioli February 03, 2021
a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.
dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...
by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 05, 2005
by Handle fan November 27, 2018
A sexually transmitted disease that causes such symptoms as cloudy urine. Not all people will show symtoms. It is easily "cured" with antibiotics although it may cause damage (especially in women) if not treated.
by Janeshoe October 17, 2011
An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.
by BitterRebound July 16, 2014
the most gorgeous name you give a girl. chlamydia is kind, sweet, loving, and above all, super sexy. you should name your child chlamydia, i promise you won't regret it :)
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