frankenpoon

having sex with a girl that is so high on pills she walks and talks like frankenstein.

"Yo man, mary was so wasted."
"yea dude she was on soma's and vicoden's"
"you know i got dat frankenpoon"

frankenpoon by Doug Da Thug November 20, 2009

Frankenjoint

When one rolls a new joint out of leftover roaches.

"Don't throw out that roach, I'm gonna roll a frankenjoint with it later"

Frankenjoint by Trixi P November 14, 2011

frankenfoot 

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.

(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.

frankenfoot by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Frankenboner 

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

Frankenboner by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankenpine 

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.

They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?

Frankenpine by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankenphobia 

Morbid irrational fear of biotechnology and/or its products. Endlessly incited by born-again hippie fundamentalists, who would prefer us all to live like Freddie Flintstone. From Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (an endlessly quoted popular reference) and the suffix -phobia.

Morning Flower is spreading her Frankenphobia around again, telling everyone genetically modified tomatoes are bad for their children.

When are these very very trendy people going to accept that Frankenphobia is soooooo yesterday?

Frankenphobia by Fearman January 6, 2008

Frankenpod

An iPod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful iPod out of the bones of many.

"I made that iPod out of multiple ones so It had a death sentence to begin with" "Oh, that's what you get for making a Frankenpod"

Frankenpod by Totes'mcgotes' March 22, 2012