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frankencomputer 

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.
This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.
frankencomputer by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009

frankenfoot 

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.
(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.
frankenfoot by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Frankenpaper

A previously torn piece of paper (letter, document) that has been pieced back together with tape or staples.
Someone had torn an order in half and later realized they needed both halves to read it right. They used some staples to fit it back together. I came in and saw it and said,

"What's with the Frankenpaper?"
Frankenpaper by Tracy Rodgers December 28, 2008

Frankenphobia 

Morbid irrational fear of biotechnology and/or its products. Endlessly incited by born-again hippie fundamentalists, who would prefer us all to live like Freddie Flintstone. From Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (an endlessly quoted popular reference) and the suffix -phobia.
Morning Flower is spreading her Frankenphobia around again, telling everyone genetically modified tomatoes are bad for their children.

When are these very very trendy people going to accept that Frankenphobia is soooooo yesterday?
Frankenphobia by Fearman January 6, 2008

Frankenpod

An iPod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful iPod out of the bones of many.
"I made that iPod out of multiple ones so It had a death sentence to begin with" "Oh, that's what you get for making a Frankenpod"
Frankenpod by Totes'mcgotes' March 22, 2012

Frankenpoo 

When you shit something that is GREEN, HUGE, and LOOKS ALIVE!!!!
Omg after I ate those taquitos last night I totally shit a Frankenpoo!

I did the biggest frankenpoo last night and clogged the toliet.
Frankenpoo by MyGildedFantasy January 8, 2009