frankenporn

A bizarre porn fetish, likely originating in Japan (possibly Korea), involving frankenstein-esque necrophelia. Also, the focus of Dan's obsession.

Dan: If I were Frankenstein, I would rape you with my neckbolts.
Me: What, is that like Frankenporn?

by InterKnight2007 June 11, 2006

Frankenjoint

When one rolls a new joint out of leftover roaches.

"Don't throw out that roach, I'm gonna roll a frankenjoint with it later"

by Trixi P November 14, 2011

Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankenpine

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.

They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?

by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankenpod

An iPod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful iPod out of the bones of many.

"I made that iPod out of multiple ones so It had a death sentence to begin with" "Oh, that's what you get for making a Frankenpod"

by Totes'mcgotes' March 22, 2012

frankendong

a dildo with screws coming out of it - or a penis with an implant or some other type of surgical scar.

Nikki washed off her frankendong after using it on Dawn during an abnormally raucous nite of partying.

by Cool Me! September 25, 2005

frankenword

Exactly like portmanteau, only much easier to remember. Two words are fused together by either joining a common syllable inbredneck or by compromising both (or possibly more) words to create an entirely new word with the combined meanings of both.

I called that rattle-trap pickup driver doing 45 in the fast lane next to an old lady that he was an inbredneck bastard for holding up traffic...of course I said it as I blew past him at 80 miles per hour.

Ex 2: "I heard a rawksome band at the club last night."

Both of these are examples of a frankenword.

by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006