Frankenpine

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.

They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?

by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankenbite

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".

Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.

by jayjaybird February 20, 2017

Frankenbike

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).

Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.

by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009

Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.

-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.

by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009

Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Anal Frankenstine

the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.

Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.

by SOAK666 September 24, 2013

Frankenpaper

A previously torn piece of paper (letter, document) that has been pieced back together with tape or staples.

Someone had torn an order in half and later realized they needed both halves to read it right. They used some staples to fit it back together. I came in and saw it and said,

"What's with the Frankenpaper?"

by Tracy Rodgers December 28, 2008