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frankenfoot 

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.

(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.

frankenfoot by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Keelan Major 

A college major completely self-defined by the student, to be completed in no less than ten years, and not to exceed the undergraduate level. Classes are to be completely free (paid for by university employment), and to be taken at irregular intervals. May include free overseas trips, a.k.a. "study abroad."

Keelan is still working on his Keelan Major

Keelan Major by abitbiz.com June 14, 2004

Keelan-size 

Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.

Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.

Keelan-size by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

penersize 

Exercise involving the penis.

I haven't been getting much penersize lately, so my penis is getting a bit of a gut.
Grab me that weight and some rope so I can do my penersizes.

penersize by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

power nut 

A testicle that hangs lower than its brother. In the case of the Krukker, the only testicle not made of rubber.

Ow! I just sat on my power nut.
Ted's friends laughed as his power nut grew dangerously close to Bob's sleeping face.

power nut by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

itchy peter 

The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," which came from the phrase "his vagina hurts."

Bill's not coming out. He has an itchy peter.
Yeah, I understand. Sometimes my peter itches, too.

itchy peter by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

five piece

A Wendy's five piece chicken nuggets.

I hit up the 99 cent menu for a five piece and a jb cheese.

five piece by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004