Frankenpod

An iPod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful iPod out of the bones of many.

"I made that iPod out of multiple ones so It had a death sentence to begin with" "Oh, that's what you get for making a Frankenpod"

Frankenpod by Totes'mcgotes' March 22, 2012

FrankenPod

A surveyors tripod that has been assembled from several different tripods in various states of disrepair.
They will often have a black table atop two orange hinges and a green hinge. They often have 1 wooden leg, 1 aluminum leg, and 1 fiberglass leg. They often as not have three different feet from three different manufacturers.

J.R.: "Did you see that freaking FrankenPod that Charley gave me to use yesterday?"
Osmond: "No mon, how bad was it?"
Chris: "The newest part on it was used by Lewis & Clark on their voyage of discovery"

FrankenPod by South Florida Scurveyors September 16, 2005

Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.

-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.

Frankenpiss by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009

frankencomputer 

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.

This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.

frankencomputer by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009

frankenpussy 

pussy so large and monster like, you just know it is several pussies sewn together

Dude, that bitch had a frankenpussy

frankenpussy by jonmic66 January 29, 2007

Frankenmom 

A middle-aged, fake boobed, fake-tanning, brazillian waxing, navel-piercing, reality-TV-obsessed woman who dresses like a slutty 12-year old and hangs out with her kids' friends, clinging to a fabled youth that was never hers to have. She takes all the wrong lessons from youth culture (and pop culture in general), with no ethical or aesthetic scruples whatsoever.

Most likely a divorcee. If not, she's trying desperately to "spice up" her marriage. Almost exclusively a product of the 2000s decade, found most commonly in the US and UK.

I kept trying to talk to that girl but this frankenmom kept moving in on me. Super creepy.

Frankenmom by montypark May 12, 2010

frankendolling 

To take parts from other dolls (see dolling) to create one of your own. This can be by changing the colours, copying the shape of an article of clothing, etc. This is a extremely serious offense in the dolling community. The likely-hood of not being caught is zero to one. Dollers in the community are always very familiar with eachothers works.

"A person once frankendolled a doll I had done of myself. She was obvious about it too. She had simply changed the colours of the pixels. And then had the nerve to post about loving my work in my tag board!"
"Doll removed due to frankendolling."

frankendolling by Minka / Pink Duck December 23, 2005