frankenboner

When the penis becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.

"Yo Tim, I got the worst frankenboner this side of the tracks."

by fodaloveofdabitty December 29, 2007

Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

by Joe Comma October 17, 2008