Frankenboner 

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

Frankenboner by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

frankenboner 

When the penis becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.

"Yo Tim, I got the worst frankenboner this side of the tracks."

frankenboner by fodaloveofdabitty December 29, 2007

Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.

"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"

Frankenstoner by Jesus' favourite Cousin January 4, 2009

Frankenberry 

The asshole jerk that that ruins the roof of childrens mouths with his jerky cereal

Little Johnnys mouth is all cut up, because he ate that asshole Frankenberrys cereal.

Frankenberry by Keystone_Matt July 24, 2010

FrankenBerry 

Slang for Penis & Balls (male genitals)

Ouch! I just got kicked in my FrankenBerrys!

FrankenBerry by Josh (from IL) February 15, 2005

Frankenberger 

When 2 gay guys 69 each others butt holes, while under the influences of too many spritzers.

1. I love it when my BF and i get tipsy tervy and Frankenberger all night.
2. A common Maneuver in gay porn is the Frankenberger.
3. The only thing that makes Michael happy is to do the frankenberger all night.

i.e. (Frankycakes, Frankenfrie, Frankendawg)

Frankenberger by Spike Goodspoon May 21, 2008

Frankenbiker 

A crusty, hipster-punk who rides a double-decker bicycle.

Dude: Dude! That guy was on a really tall bike! And now it kinda smells bad.

Other Dude: Frankenbiker!

Frankenbiker by jsav1124 August 4, 2010