frankendong 

a dildo with screws coming out of it - or a penis with an implant or some other type of surgical scar.

Nikki washed off her frankendong after using it on Dawn during an abnormally raucous nite of partying.

frankendong by Cool Me! September 25, 2005

Frankendong 

Fake penis surgery/phalloplasty pooners get (Female to Male troons) made out of forearm/thigh skin and filled with fat, that looks absolutely nightmarish and leaves the skin donation area equally disgusting. It also often times grows hair due to TRT chemical consumption.

Search for images at your own discretion (Not recommended)

Dude, have you seen that annoying pooner Brayden's fake penis surgery pictures on twitter? She's got a Frankendong with staples and everything.

Frankendong by Local Chud February 16, 2025

frankendolling 

To take parts from other dolls (see dolling) to create one of your own. This can be by changing the colours, copying the shape of an article of clothing, etc. This is a extremely serious offense in the dolling community. The likely-hood of not being caught is zero to one. Dollers in the community are always very familiar with eachothers works.

"A person once frankendolled a doll I had done of myself. She was obvious about it too. She had simply changed the colours of the pixels. And then had the nerve to post about loving my work in my tag board!"
"Doll removed due to frankendolling."

frankendolling by Minka / Pink Duck December 23, 2005

Frankendouche 

A spineless, amalgamation of cuntwater.

Easy on the spam Frankendouche, or I'll dickslap you.

Frankendouche by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

Frankenboner 

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

Frankenboner by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankencougar 

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.

Guy 1: Yikes!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.
Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!

Frankencougar by Mark Aceto May 1, 2009

frankendocument 

An aggregate document that is composed of other documents that shouldn't be included as a single document. This is usually done to satisfy internal politics, and reflects the inefficiency of egos and idiots in businesses and government organizations.

Person 1:
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"

Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."

Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."

Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."

frankendocument by BaileyPoint October 18, 2011