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Mani-Pedi-Facial 

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017
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I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

facial aesthetics 

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.
leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s
facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017
It's a Portmanteau word formed from the combination of Glacial (frozen) and Flary (bright), which refer to anything that looks or feels like bright ice-like crystals.
Person 1: that watch looks bright like crystal dude!
Person2: It's called a Flacial watch.
Flacial by StoleTheSauce June 20, 2021

Flacid February 

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.
Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

snow facial 

When someone gets their face pushed into the snow by their friend. Usually during snowball fights.
"Oh man,yesterday we had this crazy snowball fight and I gave Timmy a snow facial!"
snow facial by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008