A polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection

1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government

What some people (KK) call a soft dick

When a guy's dick is loose and floppy, the opposite of erect. If you're lucky your boyfriend won't try and slap you in the face with it.

Gettin' mad soft or limp.

when your nights a flop

A drinking game combining flip cup and beer pong that theoretically gets you so wasted that you can't get it up, hence it's name.

It starts with four cups lined up in a straight line on each corner of the table filled 1/4 way with beer. There are two people per team and they stand on opposite sides of the table so that they can shoot into each other's four cups. The first two people shoot. If someone gets a cup in, the person has to drink the cup and then flip it before he or she can shoot again. First team to get it in all four cups and flip them, wins.