A polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection
by kingfloppymonster March 17, 2005
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we canβt afford the milk
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by ecogoth January 01, 2021
by ciddoxxavius December 18, 2007
When a guy's dick is loose and floppy, the opposite of erect. If you're lucky your boyfriend won't try and slap you in the face with it.
Chip: hahahha, i'm gonna slap you in the face with my flacid penis!!!!
Phillis: haha bet you won't!
Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
Phillis: haha bet you won't!
Chip: *whacks her in the face*
Phillis: .....did that really just happen
by traelsldffadlsk January 18, 2012
Girls Question: "If I were an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"
by Johnny McSteampot March 08, 2008
A drinking game combining flip cup and beer pong that theoretically gets you so wasted that you can't get it up, hence it's name.
It starts with four cups lined up in a straight line on each corner of the table filled 1/4 way with beer. There are two people per team and they stand on opposite sides of the table so that they can shoot into each other's four cups. The first two people shoot. If someone gets a cup in, the person has to drink the cup and then flip it before he or she can shoot again. First team to get it in all four cups and flip them, wins.
It starts with four cups lined up in a straight line on each corner of the table filled 1/4 way with beer. There are two people per team and they stand on opposite sides of the table so that they can shoot into each other's four cups. The first two people shoot. If someone gets a cup in, the person has to drink the cup and then flip it before he or she can shoot again. First team to get it in all four cups and flip them, wins.
"Dude last night I played 5 games of flacid in a row and I was so messed up I had to have stacy drive my car home"
by bostongirlx02 July 14, 2008
Jan 24 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose