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Facies

Short for Facebook. Usually used by hip, in-crowd high school students and young trendy adults.
I'll put the photo up on Facies tonight bra.

That hot chick I got with on Friday added me on Facies, I didn't accept her request in fear that my girlfriend might find out about her. All in the game yo.
by Awesom-0 October 27, 2008
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facestoning

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.
"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."
by jordiebish November 18, 2009
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The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.
faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character
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Whims and fancies

Generally used as a derogatory phrase when someone wants something according to his/her wishes, no matter how unreasonable it may seem
We do not have to satisfy her whims and fancies.
by Kulkul August 9, 2019
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facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.
"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"
by African Jezus February 6, 2009
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facespew

1.
Noun:

A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life

2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed
Beatrice’s facespew concerning the lousy details of her breakup was surprising, as she is notably shy and reserved in person.


Friends don't let friends facespew.
by J.T. Bee February 23, 2009
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Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021
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