fourf 

four F method-find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, and forget about 'em

Man I'm horny, I just wanna fourf every woman on the planet now.

fourf by Blake November 12, 2002

Four Wude 

Jie: Never show your moves recklessly
Gon: Always practice.
Dan: Clear judgement.
Yi: Always do the right thing.

The one who knows the four wude understands the way of the Wu, to know is to be, to be is to know, you may not know until you can be, which is to say you cannot be until you understand, and you will not understand until you know the Four Wude.

Do you know the Four Wude?

Ryo: Hey, Do you know the Four Wude?

Passer-By: Nope, but I know where you can find sailors!!!

Four Wude by wandereragro March 6, 2009

The Four “F’s” 

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,

fellow gang members inside and outside

faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.

These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.

The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.

I couldn’t have served my prison time without The Four “F’s” in my corner; Man, I’m a short timer now. Just one month and a wake up.

The Four “F’s” by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022

Forfuckingever 

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.

Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.

Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021

Four-Sided Waterfall 

When someone gets drunk and throws up on a bar/restaurant table. In order to have successfully pulled off a four-sided waterfall, the person must have consumed such a large volume of alcohol that the liquid pours down all four sides of the table uninterrupted as if cascading from their mouth to the table, and finally down to the floor.

Friend 1: Hey guys! Check it out! Jon is throwing up on the table!
Friend 2: Dude, how much did he drink? It's totally spilling off the sides.
Friend 1: Looks like he made the Ole' Four-Sided Waterfall....

Four-Sided Waterfall by Admiral_Snackbar1 September 30, 2011

FourEyez 

the hardest motherfucker in the game

Oh yeah "FourEyez"? You mean the hardest motherfucker in the game?

FourEyez by squadup27 August 19, 2020

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020