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-South park

by oldie oldskins November 5, 2003

fogle

v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.

"Yo, Joe, Jerry Sandusky is a total scumbag. He ruined a lot of people's lives. I don't care if he gets fogled in prison for destroying so many innocent lives." Also: "Man, that kid overcharged me at the sandwich shop. I totally got fogled."

by Prankster October 1, 2015

Jared Fogle

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.

Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.

by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

Foglebyte

1 Foglebyte ≈ 5 Terrabyte

The amount of cp that gives you a 12 -year prison sentence

I guess Jared won't be able to go to subway any time soon 'cause he just got busted for owning one foglebyte of cp

by Jesus_Crust August 23, 2021

Foglexiya

A general term for disorders that involve difficulty in coming up with decent comeback lines or punch lines. Sufferers usually talk nonsense without even knowing it.

That comeback line was so lame because he suffers from Foglexiya

by Weiss hars May 6, 2014

Fogelberg

A guy who feigns emotional sensitivity to garner sexual favors.

That guitar dude is a total fogelberg.

by Ms. Petty Davis December 17, 2018

Eli Fogelman

Pulling an "Eli Fogelman" is the act of pushing a dildo so far up your ass, that it comes out your mouth.

The Number 1 video on Pornhub has 3 Eli Fogelman's in it.

by miss V edwards February 19, 2019