Foggle

To begin to insert your penis into a girls vagina, only to accidentally penetrate her asshole.

His dick suddenly slipped into her asshole. "Ow!" She said. "Don't ever foggle me again!"

by UGHMYSNANCE November 15, 2016

Foggle

A word used to describe a state of complete and total confusion usually due to lack of sleep but it can be used in any situation where one is confused.

*Just barely functioning mentally

Profesor: and that is why the answer is X^2 and NOT -X!

STudent: What? I don't understand....I am sooo foggled why didn't I get more sleep last night?

by Quirkykimscrazyandpatheticidea November 02, 2009

Foggle

1. The act of "seeing your breath".

2. Exhaling in a cold environment to see the resulting fog from the temperature difference.

It was so cold this weekend that there wasn't one point at which I couldn't foggle.

by David Southwick January 26, 2004

Foggle

An imaginary creature analogous to the penis which sputters and slobbers much like the Wang doodles a type of flute also analogous to the penis of which the wives of men cut from the stalk of a particular Reed that grows in a man's das analogous to the groin or crotch area and then they boil it in pelvic dodium analogous to vaginal mucosa used to cure hysteria in females rubbing the diddle analogous to the clitoris most wonderful of genital organs and then they play a song analogous to semen which together with the fruits of their labor produces a muskrat rose analogous to a vaginal dump. Then the female gives back the Wang doodle to the man assuming he had it in the first place and he rubs one off on her uvula analogous to the vagina.

Finkle held his foggle like a toddler for Maxine Madison had a rather large collection of Wang doodles and there was pelvic dodium everywhere. It was a nightmare for a virgin of his caliber.

by Dogwood27 January 03, 2021

foggles

Goggles that are fogged on the top half and clear on the bottom half. Used by pilots to simulate flight in instrument conditions so they don't have to wait for bad weather.

Why are you looking up the definition of foggles?

by castnoshadow June 08, 2005

foggled

when you've been in fog

we just went through loads of fog, we must have been foggled

by Ranny roo February 03, 2010

foggles

Combination of "fogy" (as in a person advanced in years) and "goggles" (as in sunglasses), describing those eternally un-cool wrap-around sunglasses with side windows.

Never in fashion: Crocs, Birkenstocks, safari vests, and foggles.

by Ae5Ea8 March 17, 2015