Fogeling 

The act of inserting a finger (anyones finger) into one's badonkadonk while practicing the act of masturbation.

Marvin the Masturbater "Hey this is some great porn"

Marvin's finger "Yeah it is, lets go masturbate!"

Marvin the Masturbater " Great idea, LETS START!"

1 hour later.........

Marvin the Masturbater " OH YEAH ALMOST FINISHED! HURRY FINGER! IN NOW!"

Marvin's Finger "Game Time!"

Marvin the Masturbater " Oh man that was some great fogeling. Don't be so rough next time, my bum hurts"

Fogeling by AttackTh3N!NJA February 26, 2011

Fogeling 

Blowing your multi-million dollar fortune on under age prostitutes

"So apparently Jared's been fogeling his lottery winnings away"

Fogeling by Eric Grody September 28, 2015

Fogeling 

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a minor, à la Jared Fogel; statutory rape

He got 10 years in prison for fogeling a high school girl.

Fogeling by moosespelch October 23, 2015

Fogeling 

Transporting a minor person(s) across state lines in order to exchange money for sexual activities while maintaining a celebrity status, public office or similar high profile status.

The Justice Department is investigating Matt Gaetz as part of broader trafficking probe into another Florida politician for the act of fogeling.

Fogeling by hel112570 March 31, 2021

Fobeling 

Contributing little or no value to present conversation, company, or environment. Others around the individual Fobeling often hate him/her, and in extreme situations wish that he/she were dead.

Those who have Fobled in the past or Fobel on a semi-frequent basis are encouraged to see a psychiatrist, regardless of their opinion on the general theory behind modern mental care.

Did you see Peter's post in broPAC the other day? He was totally Fobeling with that question about 100 Days...

Fobeling by Grahamrod March 8, 2011

Fogling 

Named after Jared Fogle, fogling is the act of ogling at underage girls.

"I think I just caught Mike fogling that group of girls..."

Fogling by Mausie September 30, 2015

Fogling 

Instead of using a penis, use a solidified poop to elicit orgasm.

I was Fogling with Maria, and then she groaned in pleasurable agony

Fogling by Quellstorm March 27, 2015