fogled
fogled by BornInTheBurn October 24, 2015
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Fogled
Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people...
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people
Fogled by yummy mummy5 April 22, 2009
fogle
v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.
Jared Fogle
A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.
Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
Jared Fogle by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015
Foglebyte
I guess Jared won't be able to go to subway any time soon 'cause he just got busted for owning one foglebyte of cp
Foglebyte by Jesus_Crust August 23, 2021
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