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obsolete To breathe heavily; to snort. to snore
Due to your constant fnese, lack of social distancing and no ppe, you have given me covid
fnese by FirstLaneSOM September 4, 2021
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Fnfsexual 

someone who thinks they are apart of the LGBTQ+ Community for liking someone out of the game Friday Night Funkin
Person 1: I'm apart of LGBTQ+

Person 2: Oooo whats your sexuality?

Person 1: I'm fnfsexual!

Person 2: ... Get a life
Fnfsexual by 🎭Jesta🃏 June 21, 2021
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When in an argument, the person who is actually being defensive tells the other person to quit being so defensive because they do not want to be called out for defending themselves first.
Wife: I told you to take out the trash.
Husband: I wasn't home, you could've done that.
Wife: Stop being so god damn defensive all the time.
Husband: You're just saying that, you fenser.
Wife: You're a bitch, you got me.
fenser by Tom444B March 9, 2009

Master fensei 

One who has mastered the art of finessin. This includes sneaking into music festivals, gettin bitches, stacking mad cheese, etc.
joe always be finessin, therefore one day he will own the title master fensei (fen-say)
Master fensei by Master Fensei November 15, 2016
Wow see Feseh She ur mom
feseh by OOOOOQ October 19, 2021
How the special among us spell faeces/feces.
Bob: "Oh darn it, I got feesees all up the wall again."
Robert: "You scruffy fuck, you splattered the ceiling too."
Bob: "Oopsies."
feesees by MEFF February 13, 2009

fensemble 

Fensemble (noun). A very fancy ensemble, usually worn by a female. Over the top! A Fantastic Ensemble! Such as the gowns worn at the Academy awards or similar shows.
I absolutely loved Sandra Bullock's fensemble at the Academy awards this year!!
fensemble by dorian chicago March 8, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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