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How the special among us spell faeces/feces.

Bob: "Oh darn it, I got feesees all up the wall again."
Robert: "You scruffy fuck, you splattered the ceiling too."
Bob: "Oopsies."

feesees by MEFF February 13, 2009

Words you can keep

Feekees

Feekees is the act in which an incel man spends his evenings at home watching tv while eating pizza and masturbating feverishly instead of socializing with women.

“I Feekeesed so hard last night, that I blew my load onto the pepperoni pizza.”

Feekees by AnonymousJew2 May 18, 2022

Related Words

Fee-see • Feeeesh • Feekees • Phoenix Feefees • William Feeeesh • Feewee • Feese's law • Fee Zee Seeter

William Feeeesh

A car racer who lives in Keelung. Yellow Sheeeesh’s brother.

Yo William Feeeesh, gonna practice this afrernoon?

William Feeeesh by Mr.Slug March 16, 2021

Feewees

A phase used to demean people who believe they are making a strong argument/ case but are only making an appeal to emotion, in particular when they are ButtHurt.

Ed "I'm sorry but what you said is REALLY offensive and you should think about what you did!"
Mark "Oh I'm sorry, sarcastically did I hurt your precious feewees?

Liberal "FUCK THE USA!"
Conservative "YOU UNPATRIOTIC LIBERAL FUCKERS SHOULD BE ROUND UP AND SHOT!"
Liberal "HAHA! FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOESN'T CARE FOR YOUR ButtHurt FEEWEES"

Conservative "I think we should have stronger immigration control.
SJW "FUCK YOU RACIST! YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE!"
Conservative "Calm down snowflake its just an opinion! Don't get all your feewees hurt now."

Feewees by TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy November 18, 2016

Feeeesh

another word for fish

I LOVE FEEEESHING <3

ohhh and math!

Feeeesh by mathgeek<3 May 27, 2010

feeeesh

something that looks like the real thing and sounds like the real thing. but when you look at it closely it not the real thing.

"Hey john want to play call other duty". "Hey isn't that a feeeesh".

feeeesh by the weird word man March 13, 2021

Phoenix Feefees

A person who, when hurt or outraged, becomes irrationally incandescent with escalating emotions and big feelings.

Uncle: How dare you call me a racist! I'm leaving to raise a crowdfunder. I seek justice!
Niece: Someone has phoenix feefees.

Phoenix Feefees by Skelepop February 4, 2024

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026