feesees

How the special among us spell faeces/feces.

Bob: "Oh darn it, I got feesees all up the wall again."
Robert: "You scruffy fuck, you splattered the ceiling too."
Bob: "Oopsies."

feesees by MEFF February 13, 2009

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Feekees

Feekees is the act in which an incel man spends his evenings at home watching tv while eating pizza and masturbating feverishly instead of socializing with women.

“I Feekeesed so hard last night, that I blew my load onto the pepperoni pizza.”

Feekees by AnonymousJew2 May 18, 2022

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William Feeeesh

A car racer who lives in Keelung. Yellow Sheeeesh’s brother.

Yo William Feeeesh, gonna practice this afrernoon?

William Feeeesh by Mr.Slug March 16, 2021

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Feewees

A phase used to demean people who believe they are making a strong argument/ case but are only making an appeal to emotion, in particular when they are ButtHurt.

Ed "I'm sorry but what you said is REALLY offensive and you should think about what you did!"
Mark "Oh I'm sorry, sarcastically did I hurt your precious feewees?

Liberal "FUCK THE USA!"
Conservative "YOU UNPATRIOTIC LIBERAL FUCKERS SHOULD BE ROUND UP AND SHOT!"
Liberal "HAHA! FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOESN'T CARE FOR YOUR ButtHurt FEEWEES"

Conservative "I think we should have stronger immigration control.
SJW "FUCK YOU RACIST! YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE!"
Conservative "Calm down snowflake its just an opinion! Don't get all your feewees hurt now."

Feewees by TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy November 18, 2016