flumpkins

A demonic cat.

A flumpkins attacked me while I was at Anderson's house.

by MashedPotatoes February 4, 2009

Fumpkin Job

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.

Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.

by MilesM21 December 19, 2009

French Flumpkin

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021

Tubby Lumpkins

Marwa AKA Tubby Lumpkins.

The leader of Tubby Lumpkins..Beware!

by Biggle September 20, 2014

Tubby Lumpkins

Tubby Lumpkins is another word for fat. Typically the people with lots of jelly rolls. Calling someone tubby lumpkins is the same as calling somebody Chloe Kardashian because they are both fat!

OMG look at that tubby lumpkins eating all that food! When is she going to stop eating?

by MC Triangle Head January 9, 2012

Flumping

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

blumpkinschplatt

A blumpkinschplatt is considered achieved when a girl vomits as a reaction to male orgasm whilest the male is seated on a toilet, shitting.

Note the difference between this act and a regular blumpkin. A blumpkin could be considered performed when a girl quickly puts her tounge on the tip, whereas a blumpkinschplatt is proof of it's own sexual satisfaction. Blumpkinschplatt is visceral and undoubtedly sexual whereas blumpkins are more abstract and humorous.

The redheaded girl from around the way performed blumpkinschplatts regularly due to her unusual upbringing.

by Eric Chang2 March 30, 2010