frumpkin 

A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.

Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.

frumpkin by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010

frumpkin 

males oral pleasure while taking a shit!

your dad loves giving frumpkins!

frumpkin by potnija00 March 4, 2003

frumpkin 

A full-on frump. Syn.: Nerd. Also known as an Ethel or Morris Frumpkin.

He/she is an utter frumpkin.

frumpkin by Ng August 4, 2003

frumpkin 

To eat two fruit while on the toilet.

I feel so much better now that I frumpkined.

frumpkin by Chunanana August 22, 2011

frumpkin 

A blumpkin with diarrhea. Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at climax. Usually a surprise as the loose stool is not expected and the blumpkin becomes a frumpkin.

Debbie is still pissed off at me because she was working me into some blumpkin action when to my surprise I frumpkined and she got a little messy.

frumpkin by betty May 13, 2005

frumpkin 

1. A fruity person. ie; The f stands for fruity & faggot and because pumpkin is a fruit it emphasizes this fact.
2. A person named luke.

Matthew: Luek u r a frumpalushious frumpkin
Shade . o O ( ROFL! )

frumpkin by Matthew Larsen February 19, 2005

frumpkin 

a frumpkin is a piece of shit stuck with a piece of toilet paper which sticks to your ass hairs after taking a massive steaming shit.

Even though Tristan wiped his ass after taking a dump, he still had some smelly frumpkins hanging about his anus, and when I was sucking on his balls, I accidentally licked one off.

frumpkin by Kyle Queen March 5, 2008