lumpkins
Getting head while you take a dump.
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Tubby Lumpkins
Tubby Lumpkins by Biggle September 20, 2014
Tubby Lumpkins
Tubby Lumpkins is another word for fat. Typically the people with lots of jelly rolls. Calling someone tubby lumpkins is the same as calling somebody Chloe Kardashian because they are both fat!
Tubby Lumpkins by MC Triangle Head January 9, 2012
dumpy lumpkins
colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins
dumpy lumpkins by rustylongsword June 27, 2010
Fatty Lumpkins
(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.
Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"
"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."
"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."
Fatty Lumpkins by Michael May 18, 2005
Jeremy Lumpkins
Jeremy Lumpkins by hellomoto2017 July 23, 2017
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