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lumpkins 

shit man... u just got the lumpkins
lumpkins by G-balla June 7, 2005

Tubby Lumpkins 

Tubby Lumpkins by Biggle September 20, 2014

Tubby Lumpkins 

Tubby Lumpkins is another word for fat. Typically the people with lots of jelly rolls. Calling someone tubby lumpkins is the same as calling somebody Chloe Kardashian because they are both fat!
OMG look at that tubby lumpkins eating all that food! When is she going to stop eating?

dumpy lumpkins 

colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins
did you just put your marbles in the toilet or do you have a case of dumpy lumpkins?

Fatty Lumpkins 

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.
Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."
Fatty Lumpkins by Michael May 18, 2005