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Festicle 

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009
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festicle 

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.
I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.
festicle by B-Town May 12, 2003
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festicle 

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.
There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

festicle by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006

Festicle. 

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.
1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
Festicle. by sam nutt May 3, 2007

FLESTICLE 

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.
Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.
FLESTICLE by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007

fisticle 

1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.
The mayor puked up his salmon dinner when I gave him a fisticle.
fisticle by Selur Natas September 9, 2004

Festicles 

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES
Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
Festicles by Josh.T May 13, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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