fisticle 

1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.

The mayor puked up his salmon dinner when I gave him a fisticle.

fisticle by Selur Natas September 9, 2004

Festicle 

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

Festicle by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

Festicle. 

A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.

1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.

Festicle. by sam nutt May 3, 2007

Festicles 

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES

Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)

Festicles by Josh.T May 13, 2008

Fistsicle 

The act of turning someone into a human popsicle by placing your fist into their vagina or anus.

How bad was jail last night?

It was horrible, someone made me their fistsicle.

Fistsicle by JBMR May 8, 2013

Fisticule 

An alternative to the handshake. When two bros meet they'll put their own hands together in the shape of a testicles, let their arms hang to the floor, then thrust their hips forward so that they tap their symbolic testicles.

Bro don't leave me hanging! Why don't you want to tap fisticules?

Fisticule by Jemarito February 18, 2015

festicles 

the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.

Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.

Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!

festicles by Complex Moo Snuggle August 2, 2008