polish the floorboards
polish the floorboards by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016
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Old Lady's Floorboards
A hairless vagina caused by the aged crone having gone bald in the understairs area rather than having shaved them.
"She's older than she looks... I went down on the minge then realised it was all just Old Lady's Floorboards down there."
Old Lady's Floorboards by FoxyLittleNuggets June 3, 2026
floor boards
Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.
Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
floor boards by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009
sexy floorboard wench
Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.
sexy floorboard wench by Raquel January 7, 2005
Floorboard Music
Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.
Floorboard Music by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015
cleaning the floor boards
cleaning the floor boards by Dawson420swagswagblazinheheh January 9, 2015