16 definitions by SuperMaligan

Cop

Terrorist on the government's pay roll.

I used to want to be a cop when grew up.

Then I grew a pair.

by SuperMaligan February 22, 2018

Snow Storming

When a women start to lactate upon orgasm.

I brought her to a powerful climax and she started snow storming.

by SuperMaligan February 24, 2015

Leslita

A lesbian lolita

Connie loved the company of sexy girls, especially a young, pretty leslita.

by SuperMaligan February 24, 2015

Police

Legal terrorist that failed at school and could have maybe been a soldier if only they weren't always stuffing their face with donuts and terrified of a fair fight, taking out their failure and castration anxiety on anyone they can.

I used to want to be a police officer but then I decided I was competent enough to do better than harass people for a living.

by SuperMaligan March 13, 2018

Pseudoplatonic

Having every appearance of a platonic relationship accept in being sexually active.

Alice and Charles decidedly that their love for each other was strictly platonic but the sex was so good they decided that their relationship would be pseudoplatonic.

by SuperMaligan February 25, 2015

Floorboard Music

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

Pansexual

Someone who is attracted to both sexes and can find a romantic relationship with people of any gender.
In a nutshell both bisexual and panromantic.

Anyone could have a chance with Charles, he's pansexual.

by SuperMaligan August 22, 2015