Definitions by SuperMaligan

preejak 

Pre-ejaculate

She was getting me so hard my underwear was soaked in preejak.

preejak by SuperMaligan May 25, 2018

Cop

Terrorist on the government's pay roll.

I used to want to be a cop when grew up.

Then I grew a pair.

Cop by SuperMaligan May 7, 2018

Cop Killer

A fucking hero, that's what it is.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Cop Killer!

Good Choice

Cop Killer by SuperMaligan May 7, 2018

Singleish

I philosophy/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of committed relationship but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They do not want to simply have sex with people or they would just be a player.

They are crucially open about their desires and do not lead anyone into thinking they mean to commit more than they do.

Preston's so cute, is he single?

I've heard he's singleish.

Singleish by SuperMaligan May 6, 2018

Police 

Legal terrorist that failed at school and could have maybe been a soldier if only they weren't always stuffing their face with donuts and terrified of a fair fight, taking out their failure and castration anxiety on anyone they can.

I used to want to be a police officer but then I decided I was competent enough to do better than harass people for a living.

Police by SuperMaligan March 13, 2018

Pansexual 

Someone who is attracted to both sexes and can find a romantic relationship with people of any gender.
In a nutshell both bisexual and panromantic.

Anyone could have a chance with Charles, he's pansexual.

Pansexual by SuperMaligan October 1, 2015

Blue Metal 

Heavy Metal influenced by blues music more than most.

He took the intensity of Metallica and the cool riffs of B.B. King and made Blue Metal.

Blue Metal by SuperMaligan March 29, 2015