When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.
Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.
The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.
The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".
When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank.
Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car ignites.
What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.
Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?
Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.
Police Officer: Oh okay.
When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.
Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.
How big an area a fart can be smelled in.
Mike's fart has a big coverage area. I can smell it in the entire arena.
What a Cuban or Puerto Rican says when they are pissed off.
Oh my god, pedro, what out for the bus!!!!! Quadajo!!!!!!