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floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.
Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.
floorboard by Big Tom September 19, 2006
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floorboard

synonomous to gay but not so queers wont get offended
rebecca is such a floorboard
floorboard by lol09876432 December 18, 2018

Floorboard Music 

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.
Floorboard Music by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

Floorboard muncher 

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.
jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.
Floorboard muncher by D-mass November 29, 2009

Floorboard Bitch 

One who lives on the floorboards of their home.

Can't afford any bed sheets and is miserable and unhappy because of that.
The only type of bitch that knows what crawls on the floor at night is a floorboard Bitch.
Floorboard Bitch by Donn July 10, 2018

sexy floorboard wench 

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.
Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.
sexy floorboard wench by Raquel January 7, 2005

How to fix a squeaky floorboard 

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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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