Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

Floorboard Music by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

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Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

Floorboard muncher by D-mass November 29, 2009

Floorboard Bitch

One who lives on the floorboards of their home.

Can't afford any bed sheets and is miserable and unhappy because of that.

The only type of bitch that knows what crawls on the floor at night is a floorboard Bitch.

Floorboard Bitch by Donn July 10, 2018

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sexy floorboard wench

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

sexy floorboard wench by Raquel January 7, 2005

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How to fix a squeaky floorboard

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

How to fix a squeaky floorboard by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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