by Big Tom September 20, 2006
Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch
by Thatoneteen February 08, 2016
Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.
by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015
A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.
by D-mass November 30, 2009
Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.
by Raquel January 08, 2005
One who lives on the floorboards of their home.
Can't afford any bed sheets and is miserable and unhappy because of that.
Can't afford any bed sheets and is miserable and unhappy because of that.
by Donn July 11, 2018
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