by Big Tom September 19, 2006
Get the floorboardmug. by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016
Get the polish the floorboardsmug. Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.
by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015
Get the Floorboard Musicmug. A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.
by D-mass November 29, 2009
Get the Floorboard munchermug. Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.
by Raquel January 7, 2005
Get the sexy floorboard wenchmug. by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023
Get the How to fix a squeaky floorboardmug. by lol09876432 December 18, 2018
Get the floorboardmug.