Floorbeards

mispellage of floorboards

'lets go under the floorbeards!'

Floorbeards by invetor of floorbeards January 12, 2010

polish the floorboards 

Eating shaved pussy

Do you like too polish the floorboards or carpet munch

polish the floorboards by Thatoneteen September 23, 2016

sexy floorboard wench 

Someone who is sexy in an alternative and original way, sometimes with prostitutional characteristics. Usually called Raquel, Freyabella or George.

Oooh she's quite a sexy floorboard wench.

sexy floorboard wench by Raquel January 7, 2005

Floorboard Music 

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

Floorboard Music by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

floorboard by Big Tom September 19, 2006

Floorboard muncher 

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

Floorboard muncher by D-mass November 29, 2009

Old Lady's Floorboards

A hairless vagina caused by the aged crone having gone bald in the understairs area rather than having shaved them.

"She's older than she looks... I went down on the minge then realised it was all just Old Lady's Floorboards down there."

Old Lady's Floorboards by FoxyLittleNuggets June 3, 2026