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Floobs are flat boobs. Tiny boobs on a woman.
That woman isn't sexy! She only has floobs!
Floobs by HawaiianPunch1 August 3, 2022
Related Words
floombus • floomb • floombash • floobs • floobies • floom • floomp • Flooble • floober • floompy

floobs your boobs 

cool new slang for 'floats your boat'. only used by cool kids
you like mayo on your meatballs? ok whatever floobs your boobs...
Guy 1: dang bro im top fragging rn
Guy 2: not for long floopbob is about to fuck ur mom lol
Floopbob by Shtegosaurus January 7, 2021
Frequent Omission Of Multiple Bases

The practice of having full knowledge of a complete array of possibilities but consciously ignoring or discounting certain supports for the sake of furthering a personal agenda toward an explanation.
Politicians engage in the foomb all the time... as well as religious zealots that try to discredit 'competitors' or their 'enemies'.
foomb by Sabeechen May 22, 2006

boob floober 

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.
Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!
boob floober by gay loser baby August 19, 2014

flip flop floobity flosby 

Date Rape by drugging the target wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious and thenhave unconsented sex with the victim.
Bill Cosby like the Flip Flop Floobity Flosby.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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