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floombus 

the most floombus cause of world war one was the assassination of franz ferdinand
floombus by a history student November 15, 2020
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floombash 

the act of placing one's hand into the anal cavity of one's body. Pretty much its mostly pertaining to (but not limited to) someone shoving their hand up their own ass (it is possible, just look around on the internet)
1. Jen: So, yeah, I just got the movie Rent on dvd, did you want to come over and watch it?
Bobby: Rent? I'd rather floombash myself with a hulk hand

2. Chris: Hey man, you don't look so good. You feeling ok?
Steve: Yeah, man I feel like shit. I feel like I just got floombashed by Wolverine.
floombash by Em Owe June 30, 2007

flombusing 

Another word for the act of criminal torture known as the Judas Cradle, invented in Spain in the 16th century.

The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.

The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
flombusing by nextstone December 21, 2021
Having an irrational urge to have sex with many grinches, sideways. In order to achieve the ultimate flombus, all participants must identify as demisexual.
We were thinking of going to Chad's house later so we could have a Flombus, but he forgot the grinch suit at his mom's house -- man, I miss Susan.

Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.
Flombus by TheStanfordFund February 23, 2022
A person you would also call a goobus or goobert. Used as a cute insult to someone you love. Can be somewhat offensive. Person being called this may pretend to be insulted.
Babe, you are a floobus.
Floobus by Goobergobber November 21, 2022
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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