flexabetes

The disease of having so many gains, that you just can't stop flexing

I was in the store... When my flexabetes kicked in and I started flexing on a 3 year old.

flexabetes by Victor The Flexabetes Kid March 16, 2017

foxabetes 

A serious illness marked by utter stupidity, bigotry, ignorance, an inability for self-examination and severe intellecto-phobia.

“Yes. It’s a sickness, this rush to use tragedy to advance your narrative,” Stewart said, turning to a shot of Hannity. “Combine that with an inability for self-examination, an almost comical degree of self-exculpatory rhetoric, flag pins, a little bit of leg, and a complete immunity to irony, you’ve got yourself a full-blown case of Foxabetes.”

foxabetes by YonasEr July 3, 2015

Flowabetes 

A medical term to describe someone with wack flow(hair) or inability to grow steezy flow.

The child was diagnosed with flowabetes

Flowabetes by Flowquinn April 23, 2017

Fleabites 

One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.

You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.

Fleabites by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

Flexables 

An item or outfit used for taking fuckboy pictures,looking like a fuckboy, or flexing in any way form or fashion.

“Let’s take fuckboy pictures chad” “no Dave I didn’t bring any flexables”

Flexables by Yungdaggerrdickkkk September 23, 2018

Flexateslian

A liberal who cares a lot about politics, except when it comes to Tesla-ownership.

Catherine wants to leave Florida because it’s just too conservative, but she could never imagine driving anything but her Tesla; she’s a flexateslian.

Flexateslian by Plumsgalore December 26, 2024