Flexables 

An item or outfit used for taking fuckboy pictures,looking like a fuckboy, or flexing in any way form or fashion.

“Let’s take fuckboy pictures chad” “no Dave I didn’t bring any flexables”

Flexables by Yungdaggerrdickkkk September 23, 2018

morally flexible 

Not adhering to a certain set of principles, instead morally adapting to the situation at hand.

"When Mary was wealthy, she was against theft, but now that she's poor, she is a thief. I guess she is morally flexible."

morally flexible by Catherder March 1, 2017

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013

flexible elbow 

The ability to lift alcoholic drinks to your mouth on a rapid basis.

Randy was pounding Miller Genuine Drafts last night. He had a very flexible elbow

flexible elbow by ryguy77 December 24, 2019

Flexible Hungarian 

The sexual act of sucking your own dick, while thinking about the Trianon Treaty.

Dude, Ádám can pull the Flexible Hungarian

Flexible Hungarian by Hungarian Jedi December 6, 2017

Flexible Barry 

A dude that is willing to sell out his friends (and even his country) for wholly personal gains, but must delay selling out until his circumstances change.

When the bank pressed him for more info on the house’s history as a meth lab, he told them there was nothing to worry about and that he’d give them an inspection report after the deal closed. Turned out the house was a meth lab for ten years. Flexible Barry really made out well on that one.

Flexible Barry by VladLovesBarry November 22, 2019