foxabetes

A serious illness marked by utter stupidity, bigotry, ignorance, an inability for self-examination and severe intellecto-phobia.

“Yes. It’s a sickness, this rush to use tragedy to advance your narrative,” Stewart said, turning to a shot of Hannity. “Combine that with an inability for self-examination, an almost comical degree of self-exculpatory rhetoric, flag pins, a little bit of leg, and a complete immunity to irony, you’ve got yourself a full-blown case of Foxabetes.”

by YonasEr July 3, 2015

fatabetes

Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.

Chris: You have diabetes? You're not even fat!
Austin: I have Type I, not fatabetes, fucktard.

by Stuart2 November 1, 2007

Flowabetes

A medical term to describe someone with wack flow(hair) or inability to grow steezy flow.

The child was diagnosed with flowabetes

by Flowquinn April 23, 2017

fagabetes

A rare disease in which carriers must have a certain level of cock sugar, or else they'll probably implode or something. One who has this disease is often referred to as "fagabetic"

Antonio has fagabetes and must have a low cock sugar level

by meatybratwurst April 2, 2009

flexabetes

The disease of having so many gains, that you just can't stop flexing

I was in the store... When my flexabetes kicked in and I started flexing on a 3 year old.

by Victor The Flexabetes Kid March 16, 2017