Fleabites 

One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.

You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.

Fleabites by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

flexabetes

The disease of having so many gains, that you just can't stop flexing

I was in the store... When my flexabetes kicked in and I started flexing on a 3 year old.

flexabetes by Victor The Flexabetes Kid March 16, 2017

flabitishis 

flabitishis is an amazing word to describe ur jakey poo.

kate: omg i love jake so much

charlotte: yeah ikr hes so flabitishis

flabitishis by corstar November 11, 2021

fleites

fart, sorry to all those with the last name fleites. Don't forget it...EMBRACE IT!!!!!

oh my god, who fleitesed?!

fleites by pudding in a cup. April 27, 2011

Flabies 

A disease you can get from making babies with flowers

Man she's such a garden ho she caught flabies.

Flabies by flabies69 October 19, 2015

Flea Bites

Really bad acne

She needs some face wipes for her flea bites.

Flea Bites by faithie822 February 20, 2017

fleabiteis 

A skin-disease dat da Hartz 2-in-1 collar is supposed to prevent.

Da jury is out on whether anti-parasitic necklaces are actually all dat effective, and they are known to cause a whole host of other illnesses and maladies dat are far more serious than just fleabiteis!

fleabiteis by QuacksO July 19, 2023