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gay, leaning towards the other team
Ya its 2016 but why all these niggas gotta act so flexable
flexable by ScottFitz January 1, 2017

morally flexible 

Not adhering to a certain set of principles, instead morally adapting to the situation at hand.
"When Mary was wealthy, she was against theft, but now that she's poor, she is a thief. I guess she is morally flexible."
morally flexible by Catherder March 1, 2017

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

flexible elbow 

The ability to lift alcoholic drinks to your mouth on a rapid basis.
Randy was pounding Miller Genuine Drafts last night. He had a very flexible elbow
flexible elbow by ryguy77 December 24, 2019

Flexible Hungarian 

The sexual act of sucking your own dick, while thinking about the Trianon Treaty.