by TymMonkey March 04, 2011
a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.
Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.
by lolfoot June 21, 2021
by shtychkn September 26, 2005
When you call someone a 'Hooper' either they have excrimented in a bush, or a man who is the result of Tasmanian Inbreeding and takes it in the ring, see hoopajew
A buttplug is a Hooper or a hoopajew
Hey you just crapped in that bush! You Hooper!
Whats that? Your mother is your sister? You are a Hooper!
by Mahogany Potato June 05, 2006
Hoopers love to take stuff apart but they never put it back together; they probably have no food in their kitchen.... Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, the guy who cried for Britney = hoopers
by srw SVOP January 29, 2008
1) “I’m not a hooper hooper, I’m just a hooper.”
2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”
by Shoki the future millionaire June 29, 2020
Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.
Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.
She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.
Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.
by Chlorpyrifos May 05, 2016