hooper

A masterbation session before college/school usually when you have just woken up.

Wake up, no mum dont come in. I'm having a hooper

by TymMonkey March 19, 2011

hooper

a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.

Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.

by lolfoot June 21, 2021

hooper

A white guy who will only date and sleep with black women.

Timmay is a hooper. He likes his women like he likes his coffee, hot and black.

by shtychkn April 21, 2006

hooper

When you call someone a 'Hooper' either they have excrimented in a bush, or a man who is the result of Tasmanian Inbreeding and takes it in the ring, see hoopajew

A buttplug is a Hooper or a hoopajew
Hey you just crapped in that bush! You Hooper!
Whats that? Your mother is your sister? You are a Hooper!

by Mahogany Potato June 11, 2006

hooper

a tweaker; someone so jacked up on speed that they run around in circles.

Hoopers love to take stuff apart but they never put it back together; they probably have no food in their kitchen.... Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, the guy who cried for Britney = hoopers

by srw SVOP January 28, 2008

Hooper Hooper

A basketball player who is better than average people that just hoops.

1) “I’m not a hooper hooper, I’m just a hooper.”

2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”

by Shoki the future millionaire June 28, 2020

Hooper

A person who inserts drugs up their anus to speed up the onset of the desired effects.

Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.

Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.

She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.

Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.

by Chlorpyrifos May 17, 2016